News that matter - Madge is gonna have a fit!!

Introducing......

Cluballah

Exclusivity.
The only peeps that hate the concept are the ones not on the list.

The Ten Commandments

1. You have to go out at least three times a week (approved clubs only).
2. At least one photo on Wireimage.
3. You must attend fashion week in NY and Paris, sitting front row only (approved shows only).
4. Eat at all the hottest new restaurants.
5. Always dress as if you were walking the red carpet or a runway show.
6. Never be seen waiting in any type of lines, especially clubs and restaurants.
7. Donate all your extra money to the Cluballah bottle service fund.
8. Always act like you know about a new club even if you don't.
9. Dance on tables and throw ice at ugly club rat table lurkers.
10. Travel the world in search of the best party's and spread the word of.........CLUBALLAH.

"It's like Heathers and Clueless combined! How fabulous! But without that do-gooder BS. That's for B-listers."
- SoW, prospective member.

Note: Someone contact the webmaster to remove the fugly Grade 7-computer-project-look from this website and instead use some form of interlocking alphabets watermark.