Gook Alert - "When you assume, you make an ass out of you and me"

Our resident gook brought a platter of store-made'n'arranged-sushi to a potluck dinner and one of the whitey hosts asked if the gook had rolled the sushi herself! *laughing in disbelief* Nope, not "These look great! Where did you get them?" but simply "Did you make these yourself?" In 2005, bees&gees - two thousand freakin five - such perceptions announced itself from a white mid-west educated Canadian adult male in his late-20s residing in an urban metropolis.

Nonetheless, benefit of the doubt will be bestowed to suggest the possiblity that whitey didn't see the store price tag on the platter.

Ami de SoW, Pandey, suggested to gook: "You should have told him that not only did you roll the sushi yourself, you caught the fucking fish in dolphin blood-stained water with your bare hands using an ancient fishing technique taught to you by the spirit of a long-dead ancestor - while you were on a break from the rice field you cultivate in your free time."

Oh Pandey - too bad your persistent moodiness gets in the way b/c your ingenious humour makes me wanna rock your world.