Observational Remarks - on unreasonable happiness

"Relationships are like the stock exchange because if you have a lot to invest (millions of $, or all your time + affection) then you'll get great return with great risk. You stand to lose it all, but if it works, it's great. If you invest little ($0.50, or just sex) you don't get much back but you don't stand to lose much either. That being said - any good stockbroker will tell you that you shouldn't invest when you're broke. Same goes for love. Sometimes people are just emotionally bankrupt and one more bad investment will kill them." - pandey