Made You Look - Who's joining you for the Hollywood goldrush?

It's never too late...as long as you're somewhat European-looking and of course, a hot-ass bitch.

Notable propositions:
(my comments in italicized green)


HEY, PLEASE BE MY OSCARS DATE....
Reply to: pers-138732611@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-03-03, 1:02PM PST


HEY, PLEASE BE MY OSCARS DATE....

RMe and my friend have tickets to the Annual OSCAR Awards and we are looking for a couple of girls. However, we are both posting seperately and will hook up at the show.

Both of us are looking for a couple of cuties that loves to have a good time up for seeing Terrance Howard and Brokeback Mountain clean house winning all the awards. I just want to have a great time on I have great seats, so we can see everything. My tickets are right behind the celebs.
(I'm not even gonna comment on the rather confusing sentence structure exhibited here.)
I hope that you are hot. Single White/Mexican/Jewish/Irish/Italian/Persian/Iranian/Greek girls ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Fantastic! Let's stick with the racially homogenizing status quo! So would this guy say no to Halle Berry, Gong Li, and the like?)

Craigslist is known for men to pose as women, so I WILL NOT COMMUNICATE MORE THAN 2 TIMES VIA EMAIL TILL WE TALK ON THE PHONE. (Here's to his trannies-phobia.) Party on! (Party on Wayne! Party on Garth!)

THE ACADEMY AWARDS ARE MARCH 5, 2006. I want to meet you before so we can get to know each other. (So he can make sure you are as vapid and rawboned as nico and lindsay.)


I'm looking for an Oscar (and parties) date - 27
Reply to: pers-138210382@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-03-01, 5:56PM PST


Hi,

I'm going to the Oscars (have friends who have gotten me some great connections (banging the BFF of the cousin of the hairdresser's assistant to a B-lister) and hitting up a few parties afterwards. Not sure which ones (he can't decide between the shindig at the local dive bar/strip club with $1 cocktails if you show up in drag as one of the nominees or the Oscar bucket-wings special at Hooters), but I know they'll be good. I'd like to find a nice girl who will make me look good ('cause it seems like the toupee isn't cutting it anymore and ever since the eye-lift he got in the Dominican Republic, the ladies haven't been sticking around much...) to bring along as my date- we don't have to stick together ('cause he knows that you wouldn't even kiss him unless the lights were off; u know, ever since the cheapo eye-lift and lipo, even the interns have found him too repulsive to ass-kiss) - if you want to bounce around with me and schmooze to the stars and industry people and everybody else, that's fine with me. Everybody else will be doing it, too.
Anyways, if you're up for it, shoot me an email and we'll talk. If you sound like fun, I'll bring you. (like the chattel you are Oscar that he wishes he had)

Get ready for Sunday!!! (by shaving every hair off of your body b/c hairy-garry has to show u off in LA where women have no hair except on their lollipop heads)


Oscar date - 35
Reply to: pers-137774118@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-02-28, 10:16AM PST


Looking a date to attend the Oscar this Sunday. The date will consist of attending the main event and a party afterward, where we will be mingled industry VIPs.

I am looking for a lady with the following attributes: (at least he organized in list-format. i love lists)

21- 28 year old
5.5’ tall or less (oooo....k...)
Presentable appearance – that is your weight is proportional to you height.
Fun & socialize (does he mean the date CAN socialize or IS socialized well?)

If interested, please send me an email and tell me about yourself along with a pix. Shall I find you’re a good company, we will meet over a cup of coffee or a drink to get to know each other a little bit prior to the main date. This will be either on Friday or Saturday evening, depending on how my time is scheduled. I just don’t want us to embarrass each other in front of my business associates. ('cause they are quite particular about their gang-bang participants)

About me –

Mid 30’s (He's pushing 39 and looks 50.)
Working in entertainment industry (veteran gaffer - best work done in adult film)
Average appearance (He's not morbidly obese yet.)


LOOKING FOR AN OSCARS DATE FOR MARCH 5, 2006
Reply to: pers-138131740@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-03-01, 1:13PM PST


I just went to the Grammys a few nights ago and it was lame as can be. (couldn't score) While I got the tickets for free, I met my date of CRAIGSLIST and she and I had a blast. Unfortuneately, she can't go to the Oscars with me, (she wasn't diggin the wannabe K-Fed look) so I'm putting up a post to meet a girl for this this big shindig.' The show will be great and maybe we can go and see every nominated movie in the next 3 weeks? (that's cute)

I hope to have a lot of fun and meet someone. I'm not looking for anything serious, but looking for a seriously good time doing the whole limo (he's gonna get off before the arrival and expect you to help him), Oscar red carpet, the show, and THE AFTERPARTIES..... (orgy with desperate porn stars trying to be legit actors)

M E ?
I'm 30 (38)
Average height
Gentleman (Everytime this term is used in this context, I find it highly amusing.)
Fun to be around
Respectful
Tasteful
Not fat, or bald or lonely or perverted... (he's trying to convince you that he's really not desperate but because of his B.O. problem and diaper fetish, he has to result to this.)
Can hold a good conversation
Great at giving massages (perhaps my imagination is stale but what does this have to do with attending the Oscar ceremony?)
Even better in the kitchen (ditto)


Oscar date needed for great bald guy - great seats - 39
Reply to: pers-138772716@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-03-03, 3:16PM PST

(Look, kudos to this guy for his honesty. So I'm gonna lay off on the unnecessarily cruel comments with this one.)

I'm disappointed that my date had to cancel for family reasons.

I'm looking for a date to bring to the Oscars and to the Vanity Fair party after. I know that most women have a problem with bald guys, but that's too bad, I'm a good looking guy, 5'10, 165, white, 39, creative, a gentleman.

If you're interested, let me know. I'll send a photo if you need.

I know time is short, but I'm hoping someone can go. Better than my mother.