Theatrics - a role model for my future self

Michael: The big deal, Mom, is that the family is falling apart. They're trying to sell their stock,and I can't promise you that I can keep everyone together until the party.

Lucille: We'll pay them off. We'll call it an accrued cash dividend but they won't get their money until they sign a document at the party promising not to sell for ten years.

Michael: So, it's embezzlement, bribery and conspiracy?

Lucille: And a whole lot of love.

Michael: Oh, yeah, and perjury.


- The Bluth's, Arrested Development

"accrued cash dividend"?! ~HAHAHAHA~ XD i LOVE it!
No amount of vodka can EVER deter this woman.