Observational Remarks - follow-up to a *gag me* marketing scheme

Months later, I encounter those lame-o words again. It felt like my eyes were being hit with foul eggs. If I was to be famous and this is the quote from me that millions would read, I would faint in shame and embarrassment - which ever came first.

I figured you couldn't possibly fathom how stinky this cheese is unless you experienced it yourself. (Shield your eyes now if they don't like the feeling of foul eggs.)

"When I'm in a rut, I remember it's the little things in life that are important, like riding a bike with a friend or eating ice cream with my baby niece."
- Michelle Kwan, figure skater.

Her publicist approved that?!?!

*note to Starbucks - less is more. Give. It. Up.