News That Matter - u dirrrty dog

"If a fucking camera could blush, it would be fucking red because you are so fucking hot. If you keep doing that [sucking my dick], we won't have to shave me in the shower tomorrow."

- Colin Farrell to his former Playmate girlfriend Nicole Narain in the sex tape Marty Singer doesn't want us to see.

Well, at least Colin is creative. That's more than I can say for my bed buddies.