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"Maddox cracks me up. Between him and Rocco Ritchie, I can see our celebrity future - two spotlight hogging bad boys who will form some kind of United Nations Kabbalah boy band, appropriately named MadRoc, and release their first smash hit single in 2020, titled Don't Talk About Our Mommas, before splitting up in spectacular fashion over the love of one Spanish Beckham - the 4th child of Posh & Becks, a beautiful daughter with an eating disorder and a raging case of Paris Hilton famewhoritis." - Lainey, www.laineygossip.com